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- So we're sitting at lunch today... -
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Monday, September 12, 2005
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(Don't you love stories that start out like that?!)
So me, Melissa, Samantha and Jody are sitting at lunch today when Samantha starts telling us how she went shopping for furniture, clothes, etc.. Sunday. She tells us as she walked into TJ Maxx the front doors were both open, exposing the entry to the store--it was a nice day Sunday. She goes inside, does her shopping and heads to the checkout area where she tells the associate how tired she is. As she is walking out of the store she proceeds to do a full walking sprint right into the glass windows (remember, thinking the doors were still open) and bounces off like a ragdoll! She hit it so hard that there was a perfect forehead, nose and lipstick impression on the glass. The associate runs over to see if she is ok and Samantha is doubled over laughing so hard she can't even answer. She said as if it wasn't bad enough, she actually had to squeeze through racks of clothes to get to the window that she thought was the exit! Funny stuff--I'm sure it would have been much funnier to see!
Ok, so anyway, as we're all hysterically laughing at her story at lunch a man sits by himself behind us listening. Jody and I are already annoyed with him because he very loudly announced that his tea tasted like dirty feet (of all things). Jody and I bursted out laughing, trying to conceal it from this crazy guy in the booth behind us! Well, after Samantha tells her story he says "hey ladies, I don't mean to be eavesdropping (yeah, right) but I have a funny story too about a kid who ran away from home and went to the bank to get all of his money out of his account. Well, his dad caught wind of it so he went up there and once the kid saw his dad through the clear glass windows of the bank he turned around and took off running and ended up running right through the windows of the bank". We seriously turned around and had blank looks on our face, like, was that supposed to be funny? He laughed and I guess we made him feel good by listening, but geeze, was it really worth telling us the story? Probalby not, but whatever.
Anyway, that's my story for the day.
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